by Randi Lee
“Hey, let’s go raid that abandoned house that caught fire,” my big brother said to me one day.
Naturally, I responded in the manner in which I always responded when he proposed a situation that would potentially get us killed.
How could I say anything else? Big brother wanted to play with me. RJ wanted to play with me! The strong wind in my lungs drove me to stand. My head smacked against the ceiling with enough force to generate a nearly instant lump, but I didn’t care.
“Grab your backpack and let’s go,” he said. I stopped jumping on the top bunk of our rickety bunk bed, brushed ceiling bits from my hair and did as I was told.
Our first stop was not the condemned house, but the playground. “Strength in numbers,” RJ always said. In RJ-nese this meant, “The more people who are involved, the more people I have to blame it on if we get caught.” Given the amount of times we got caught, it was a solid plan.
In the end, three kids joined us. There was Jordan the Strong, a.k.a. The Bully of Worcester Road; there was Corey the Slick who could rig his way out of any situation. And then there was Will the Paste Eater. The slowest of us in every way, Will was typically the one to take the rap. That’s why RJ liked to say him: “We can’t do it without you.”
The abandoned house was at the far end of South Road, the closest house to the cliffs everyone referred to as The Big Leap. It was a pity of a home—a white bungalow with peeled siding and rotten windowsills…Not the kind of home a newlywed couple would be interested in, but perfect for a vagabond bunch like us with the energy and exploratory nature of youth.
We snuck around to the back of the house, near the kitchen door. RJ retrieved a butter knife from his bag and handed it to Corey. Corey stuck the knife between the two window panes and slid it back and forth until the lock on the window came undone. He opened the window and, one by one, we filed in.
The kitchen floor was primarily missing. Exposed nails stuck up in every direction, ready to puncture our feet. Jordan, Corey, Will and I stood against the kitchen wall, our eyes wide and our foreheads sweaty. RJ scanned the floor and carefully placed his feet in the small pockets were there were no nails. Once he was halfway through the room I swallowed hard and followed, mimicking his steps. Jordan, Corey and Will came too.
When we made it to the safety of the hallway, we selected to divide and conquer. Corey followed Jordan into the living room. Will wandered down the hall into one of the bedrooms. I moved toward the other bedroom, but stopped when RJ said my name.
“I bet there’s something good up there,” he said, pointing to the stairs.
I bit my thumbnail and nodded.
With a “Come on, then,” he stepped on the first tread. It creaked and shook under his weight. So did the next eleven steps he climbed up. Above, the floor moaned as if alive and in pain.
My nail remained firmly clamped between my teeth while I made my way upward. My other shaking hand clutched the banister. A splinter stuck into my palm; I stifled a shout. Up I went, tears welling, teeth clenching, until I reached the last stair.
That’s when my foot fell through.
RJ grabbed my arm and pulled me up before the rest of me went down. He yanked so hard that we fell down, arms and legs jumbled together like sailor’s knots. A crash resounded behind us. We untangled from our web of limbs and crawled to the edge of the staircase. The top two treads were missing.
“H—how are w—we going to get down?” I stuttered.
“We’ll figure that out later,” RJ said dismissively.
The furniture in the second floor bedroom was either burnt or worn down by age. RJ immediately went for a cobweb-covered dresser in the far corner and rummaged through the drawers. I looked about, staring from the dresser to the bed with an exposed mattress, to the nightstand with a melted alarm clock, to the desk by the window. My eyes lit up at the sight of it. I just knew there were treasures waiting inside.
I was right. After sifting through the drawers for a moment I found the most interesting thing I’d ever seen: A camera.
I’d wanted a camera for so long but my mother always told me that I was only ten and she didn’t want to spoil me. This one was great! It was big and clunky, sure. It had a cracked lens, sure. The battery looked corroded, sure—but none of that mattered. Not when I finally had my own camera.
While I put my camera in my bag I heard a noise coming from outside. Looking through the window I found that not one, but several cars were parked around the exterior of the lot, and so was—oh, snap.
“R—RJ,” I said with my mouse-squeak voice. “L—l—ook.”
“Not now,” he replied. “I’m doing something.”
“R—RJ,” turn around, blast it. Turn around! “You n—need to see this.”
After several more requests RJ walked over to the window, looked out, and dropped his bag.
“Oh, snap…” he said, followed by “Run!”
RJ grabbed my hand yanked me toward the stairway. “Let’s go!”
I stumbled as I tried to keep up, feeling as if my arm was going to be ripped clean off. But shouting, “Slow down!” or “Let me go!” were not options I could afford—not with the bulldozer quickly advancing on the front of the house…and us. Hand in hand, we hurried along to the other side of the room until we reached—
—The stairs. Two treads were now missing at the top. Oh, stars. Oh stripes. Our only way out was ruined! I turned to my brother, my eyes as wide as silver dollars, hoping he would tell me that he had one of his plans.
Unfortunately, it involved him picking me up and throwing me over the hole in the floor as if trying to sink a basketball. I couldn’t scream. I couldn’t blink. All I could do was spin my arms in pinwheels in an attempt to keep my balance.
My rear end touched down on a tread in the middle of the stairwell. The rotting board broke instantly, causing me to stumble down the remaining stairs and face-plant at the bottom. It hurt. It stung. My ten-year-old mind was sure I’d broken my face in at least sixty-three places—but I was down the stairs, at least.
But what about RJ? The stairs were ruined! How was he going to make it down? I couldn’t just leave him behind to die. Ma would kill me! Or worse, she’d take away my Nintendo games! Praying for a miracle that would preserve Link—I was already up to the Fire Temple, darn it—I pushed myself up off the floor and spun around…
…Just in time to watch him jump over the stairwell like some sort of crazed billy-goat leaping around a mountainside. He landed somewhere in the middle and leapt up again right before the stair below him collapsed.
“Get out of the way!” he shouted a little too late. I didn’t have time to brace myself before he slammed into me like an angry buck slamming into a much more frightened buck. For the second time we collectively tumbled to the ground.
“I swear to God you’re the stupidest person I’ve ever met,” the fifteen-year-old who had said, “Hey, let’s go raid that abandoned house that caught fire,” told me.
Shouts from the hallway caught our attention. We picked ourselves up and ran to the entrance of the kitchen to find the other boys pointing at the kitchen’s floor. That’s right…the maze of nails. It’d taken us a good five minutes to cross it the last time. The sound of the bulldozer crashing into the front of the house alerted us to the fact that we didn’t have five minutes this time around.
“Just go for it!” RJ shouted. He pushed the others aside and sprinted across the kitchen, miraculously missing every rusted nail on the way. Jordan and Corey followed, leaving Will and I at the kitchen’s entrance.
My stutter scratched at my throat as I tried to utter, “You go first.” The paste eater beat me to it and pushed me through the doorway. Letting out a yelp, I grabbed hold of a rogue chair and balanced myself before my face landed on the bed of nails. Behind me, the roar of the bulldozer shook the walls as it landed another strike. Ahead of me was RJ calling my name, and salvation—salvation! With careful steps I dug my chipped nails into my fists and made a mad dash for the other side of the kitchen.
Everything was going well until that stupid paste eater sprinted forward and collided with my back, disrupting my concentration, and my footing. A sudden sharpness shot through my toe, over my foot and up my leg. I looked down to find a nail sticking straight through my shoe.
I screamed more out of disbelief than out of pain. I was stuck, trapped by that nail tacking me down while the walls shook and the roof threatened to fail and the sixty-three broken parts of my face continued to swell.
“Idiot!” RJ screamed. “Don’t just stand there!”
Wait, where’d he come from?
He grabbed my arm and pulled me through the kitchen, me shrieking and limping all the way. When we made it to the door he picked me up and slung me over his back. I looked back over my shoulder as the bulldozer crashed into the house, which didn’t put up too much of a fight. The kitchen wall fell. The roof caved in. A symphony of snapping beams and shattering glass surrounded us.
RJ made sure the other boys were with us, then they all ran and ran until we were again in the safety of the neighborhood playground. He dropped me in the sand by the chain link swings. Each winded, the boys sat around me, taking turns between high-fiving and forced shouts of, “That was awesome!” and staring at my white, blood soaked sneaker.
“Take her shoe off!” Jordan said. “I want to see!”
Despite my pleas, RJ removed my shoe and sock. The boys gasped in chorus. RJ told me to look down. I couldn’t. I wouldn’t! I—oh my stars, there’s a hole in my foot. There’s a hole in my foot!
Jordan stuck his head a little too close to my wound. “Can I poke it?”
“No, you can’t poke it!” RJ growled.
“I promise I’ll be gentle,” Jordan whined.
“What if I use a stick?”
“What if I took my own shoe off and used my toe, or—”
A slap to the back of Jordan’s forehead. “—No poking!”
“She’s hurt bad,” Will said, examining my foot. “How are we going to explain this?”
“It’s Will’s fault,” RJ said when we got home and Ma rocketed out of her chair at the sight of me. “There was this board with nails on it. He dared her to press the nails down with her foot. She did and when the nail went through she fell flat on her face and bruised it up good.”
“My poor baby,” Ma cried, placing her hands on my shoulders. “My poor baby!”
“You know how impressionable she is,” RJ continued. “And then with peer pressure and bullying these days? I don’t blame her for trying, if I’m honest. You shouldn’t, either.”
The last bit about bullies and peer pressure nailed any of Ma’s disbelief into a coffin. She called Will’s parents, threatened extensive violence and gave us treats to compensate for our troublesome afternoon. Having successfully passed the buck for the umpteenth time, RJ the snake charmer stood tall.
I stood tall, too—at least, I would have stood tall if there wasn’t a massive hole in my foot—because something came out of that day. You see, hidden in my backpack resided the camera, my camera, the one I’d always wanted. So, in the end, the house, the stairs, the bulldozer and the nail were totally worth it; I had my very own broken camera and Zelda wasn’t going to get taken away.
The night ended with a trip to the hospital and a shot. Afterwards, Ma took us out for more treats. We smiled to ourselves as we sucked down our sugar and high fructose corn syrup, pleased with the fact that we’d lived to lie another day.
About the author
Randi Lee is a Marketing and Communications Coordinator who specializes in writing news articles for her Firm. Her poetry and short stories have appeared in several publications such as Crack the Spine and Pure Slush, and her most recent work was featured in a print anthology.
Since Randi didn’t have any photos of the abandoned house, I just used an image of my own house after Hurricane Irene. LOL.
I thought that house looked familiar!